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NEWS: Eduardo Deployment Interrupts Rockets’ Off-Season

“I’m a Yao Ming Soldier” Ron Artest.
Houston, TX: With Tropical Storm Eduardo expected to reach ‘Hurricane’ status sometime before a Tuesday landfall, Houston, TX city officials have taken drastic steps to maintain order. In a press conference held early this morning, Houston Mayor Bill White announced that he had requested and received permission to deploy [...]

(Far) East-Side Represent!

Yao Ming has gone and kick-started an old-fashioned, Far-Eastern Rap Feud. Speaking with the Houston Chronicle regarding his team’s acquisition of forward Ron Artest, Yao admitted some fears to how his new teammate might fit in.
“Hopefully he’s not fighting anymore and going after a guy in the stands.” Yao, everybody hopes that, except maybe [...]

Next, they’ll train them to ride on Yao’s back

British newspapers are always good for some damn bizarre stories, particularly when sport is involved. Today, for instance, the Daily Mail had a story about a strange new animal act that a Chinese Zoo has put together. It features…well…

Yes, that’s right! It’s a lion riding a horse! Note that the horse doesn’t really look [...]

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