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Cue the Kentucky cries: Gillispie can’t even outcoach a bunch of sixth graders.

Ok, it’s not quite that simple. But we love needling the big blue nation.
Thursday, UK coach Billy Gillispie gave his time to coach against a sixth-grade team from Dallas. His players? About the same size, just a tad older. Well, MUCH older.
Try a team of horse-racing jockeys. And the final score?
Sixth grade 49, jockeys 32.
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All these landlubbers horsies be a bunch of scurrrrrvy dogs! Argh!

Legendary horse racing announcer Tom Durkin has a ton of fun with this race at Saratoga. First reference is at :22, but things get downright hiliarious at :55. Nice job, Thomas.

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