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Sometimes length in Golf isn’t as important as we thought

September 4th, 2008 | Posted in golf

Congrats to J.B. Holmes, now a member of the Ryder Cup team. The key to his success? Incredibly long drives, a good short game, and a name change that saved him from endless jokes.
JB Holmes used to John Holmes. Yes, the same name as the guy with the 15-inch penis.
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Breaking: Tiger gone for the year.

June 18th, 2008 | Posted in Uncategorized

Nice call there, Retief.
Tiger will miss the rest of the season, which now has everyone in Louisville (home of Valhalla Golf Club and this year’s Ryder Cup) pissing and goin’ nutso.
Except for those Louisvillians on crack, those Louisvillians contributing to the greatest invention of the web era: The comment section. Oh how we love it. [...]

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