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Go to a Bengals game, see a sure loser, get your ass kicked

As if things couldn’t get worse for pro sports’ worst franchise.
According to The Cincinnati Enquirer, a guy named Randy Reed went to Sunday’s 38-10 Steelers debacle and, for lack of a better term, got sucker-punched by a Pittsburgh fan and knocked out. It’s made some big news, and the franchise’s response? No surprise: It’s sucked: [...]

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Dear U. of Cincinnati: Go to Paul Brown Stadium, inherit to the problems

You may have noticed the University of Cincinnati’s suddenly resurgent football program. Yes, it got walloped at Oklahoma, but we think the Sooners will do that to a lot of teams. And with UC’s success comes the problem: Can they keep playing all its games in tiny Nippert Stadium?
Oh no: You’re not suggesting moving games [...]

Can’t the pigeons just crap on the Bengals defense?

Ok, we just can’t get enough of this story.
So now the Bengals have floated - and had laughed down - the idea of killing pigeons pooping on gameday fans and in their beer. The new solution?
Laser pointers!
Because, of course, the pigeon [...]

Bird sh*t 1, Bengals 0

Like you didn’t see this one coming.
Despite birds crapping on fans and in their beers, the Cincinnati Bengals organization will not be shooting any pigeons at Paul Brown Stadium this season. After complaints from the People for Ethical Treatment of Animals (and lack of support from city mayor Mark Mallory) the team withdrew it’s request [...]

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