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Um, Mr. Brown? Line one is for you …

October 30th, 2008 | Posted in nfl

Our friends at the Who Dey Revolution propose a plan for Sunday’s soon-to-be Bengals’ loss to Jacksonville: Flood The Jerk Line (for those who don’t remember, here it is. Basically a number to call when someone is unruly … of course, the Bengals basically staffed it with one person initially, and the whole thing was [...]

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Bengals destruction in just four minutes. Voila!

October 28th, 2008 | Posted in nfl

So you can’t understand how the Cincinnati Bengals, in a communistic NFL that basically allows everyone to win eventually, have lost year after year after year after year. Lucky for you, we break it down right here, right now.

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Go to a Bengals game, see a sure loser, get your ass kicked

October 23rd, 2008 | Posted in nfl

As if things couldn’t get worse for pro sports’ worst franchise.
According to The Cincinnati Enquirer, a guy named Randy Reed went to Sunday’s 38-10 Steelers debacle and, for lack of a better term, got sucker-punched by a Pittsburgh fan and knocked out. It’s made some big news, and the franchise’s response? No surprise: It’s sucked: [...]

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If only we could do this to Mike Brown

September 29th, 2008 | Posted in nfl

Have no idea who these kids are or why they were getting so emotional about the Bengals’ pre-season loss in Green Bay (believe me kids: you’ll have a ton more in your life time), but the finish of this makes us giggle.
(BTW, if you would like to find owner Mike Brown, he’s at an office [...]

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We went to Israel and all we got was this stinking blog

September 22nd, 2008 | Posted in nfl

Sorry for the lag in posts - spent ten days in Jerusalem. Saw everything, but when we hit this one:

We knew one thing: Jackpot. Put a note in the wall? You’re golden with the big guy. So we did … well, we put in quite a few.

Among our notes?
Dear God: Can you cede power of [...]

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You want to know why it sucks to be a Bengals fan?

September 5th, 2008 | Posted in nfl

We give you this list, and show you why we’re the most tragic franchise in sports (yes, I say we. When you pay for twenty years of tickets, suffer loss after loss, you can say we too).
Reasons in just this offseason? Right here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here. Keep in [...]

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Bengals could’ve had Coughlin

February 7th, 2008 | Posted in Uncategorized

Don’t worry, Queen City: You don’t need a shiny trophy. Marvin Lewis has more money in the piggy to bail kiddies outta jail.
Five years ago the Bengals had the gargantuan task of finding a coach, any coach, who could end the team’s string of 11-straight non-winning seasons. The team chose Marvin Lewis over then Steelers [...]

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Marvin the Michigan man? Not likely

December 11th, 2007 | Posted in Uncategorized

Of all the names in the Michigan football coaching search, one we didn’t expect was Bengals’ coach Marvin Lewis.  And it’s just a tad silly. But we’ll play along.
Terry Foster of The Detroit News says Marv might be a candidate for the Wolverines. Really? Come on.
” Lewis turned down coaching opportunities at California and Michigan [...]

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