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This is a warm up: Beijing Olympics Recap

So the Olympics are officially over and since I am a football-mostly writer, I have not had much to say lately. As a warm-up for the 2008 football season I figured I would give all 83,000 of my readers some love before I enter my third season of clever observations and witty quips. We may even get photos into the post at some time.

Like OMG! Dating Michael Phelps would SO suck!

And leave it to the Americans to immediately make an ass of themselves.
Apparently a rumor floated around Beijing that Amanda Beard, winner of seven Olympics medals between 1996 and this year, was dating Michael Phelps. Oh contraire, our little friend Amanda said! Not a chance in hell!
” … (Beard told the) “Johnjay and Rich [...]

No one enjoys Michael Phelps more than thrifty transgenders

We love the website gambling911.com. Great place for stories on people linked to murder cases playing at the World Series of Poker. But they might wanna work on their leads.
This is a post on how Michael Phelps is a great betting value. And, well, something goes awry right from the start:
“For those of you who [...]

That Jason Lezak, the Jewiest Jew we know

This is a lesson on how not to write a headline.
We found this on Haaretz.com, an Israeli newspaper. The post is about the USA’s 4×100 team gold medal, anchored by Jason Lesak and started by Michael Phelps:

Um, gulp … was this the intern’s work? (just to be clear: teammates Lezak and Garrett Weber-Gale are Jewish, [...]

And like the US medley team, a great comeback is sometimes aided by a collapse

A hearty congrats to the US 400-meter relay squad. Jason Lezak drove you to the most exciting race we’ve ever seen, shattered the world record, but let’s be honest: If France doesn’t choke, team USA don’t win.
Thus we make a list of some of great comebacks in recent history that, in reality, were collapses:
2007 National [...]

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