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Bengals destruction in just four minutes. Voila!

So you can’t understand how the Cincinnati Bengals, in a communistic NFL that basically allows everyone to win eventually, have lost year after year after year after year. Lucky for you, we break it down right here, right now.

Bengals could’ve had Coughlin

Don’t worry, Queen City: You don’t need a shiny trophy. Marvin Lewis has more money in the piggy to bail kiddies outta jail.
Five years ago the Bengals had the gargantuan task of finding a coach, any coach, who could end the team’s string of 11-straight non-winning seasons. The team chose Marvin Lewis over then Steelers [...]

Marvin the Michigan man? Not likely

Of all the names in the Michigan football coaching search, one we didn’t expect was Bengals’ coach Marvin Lewis.  And it’s just a tad silly. But we’ll play along.
Terry Foster of The Detroit News says Marv might be a candidate for the Wolverines. Really? Come on.
” Lewis turned down coaching opportunities at California and Michigan [...]

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