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Is Kobe Bryant a prototypical striker?

Poor Kobe. We’ve seen a mountain of material over the last few years describing him in rather unflattering terms. From Phil Jackson’s book on the Lakers to Shaq’s freestyle slam on Bryant, and everything in between, Kobe’s public image has been irreparably tarnished in America. As an athlete, Bryant now represents the ultimate in selfishness [...]

Other great title-game/championship/big night ass whuppings

Don’t worry, Kobe: You have company … well, not much company. But you do have some. History is on your side and …
Ok, we’re lying: You got trashed like a 16-year-old having his first shots of Jaeger. It was ugly, and if we cared about you, we’d be a bit more concerned.
That said, other team’s [...]

Enough with the kids, Kobe

Yes, we know you’re a wonderful father, Kobe.
You must love your kids and beautiful wife. After all, I see it on the teevee every game! You kiss the kiddies, you kiss the wife, you show every one in America you are the bestest father on the whole planet!
Your family is strategically placed by the entry [...]

The TMC D-Bag Award

Hey SI, how about we get rid of the “This week’s sign of the Apocalypse” and start up a “This Week’s Biggest Douche Bag”? (Although for those fans of the Adam Carolla show, maybe it should be the Douche Nozzle)
Check out the picture from SI this week.

Can you find our lucky winner?
Let me help you [...]

ESPN the magazine 10 years later: So they got 50%. More than enough for a batting title.

March 23rd is the 10-year anniversary for ESPN the Magazine, and while it’s still not Sports Illustrated, the rag is an ok read, and a fairly good prognosticator, too.
Remember that cover? Its ESPN TM’s first ever, what’s become it’s trademark “Next”, symbolizing who’s up-and-coming.
The verdict after ten years? They nailed Kobe and A-Rod, each maybe [...]

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