Tag Archives: Cincinnati Reds

We tell worse jokes than you …

But we have a webcam. Here’s today’s stories.

The following picture is …

A) The California lesbian marriage of the woman on the left and Mrs. Red (the team calls her Rosie, but that’s just freaking stupid).
B) Taken moments before Mrs. Red eats the head of the man at the podium.
C) A bad hair day for the woman on the right.
Or none of the above. What was it? [...]

Breaking: Griffey to the White Sox, ending best relationship since …

Well, perhaps not that bad.
Foxsports.com reports the Reds are about to trade Ken Griffey, Jr. to the White Sox if he agrees to the deal (Griffey has ten years in the majors and five with the Reds, giving him the right to deny the trade).
As anticipated as it was to have Griffey back in his [...]

Our first video cast: Did the Reds get the shaft in the Josh Hamilton deal?

We’re quickly learning this wacky interweb thingy. It’s crazy! Anyhow, here’s our initial video cast. We talk about the Josh Hamilton for Edinson Volquez trade. Enjoy!

Reds think evolution is for suckers

We’re all for free speech, we’re all for believing whatever you’d like. Heck, we’re bloggers - that’s the kind of stuff we fight for. So …
Enter The Creation Museum in Northern Kentucky, a land where evolution is blown away by the magic of the bible; a land where the world is only 6,000 years old; [...]

Are Howard Stern’s minions calling the Toronto Blue Jays?

This one’s too good to pass up.
So the story goes like this: Last week on his radio show, Toronto general manager JP Ricciardi trashed Reds slugger Adam Dunn, saying he “doesn’t really like baseball much” and “We’ve done our homework on guys like Adam Dunn and there’s a reason why we don’t want Adam Dunn”.
Whoa.
Then, [...]

Well, it’s official …

Reds’ first baseman Joey Votto is the dumbest man alive.

Somehow I don’t think this one will make air, Bronson

Hilarious car commercial with the Reds Bronson Arroyo.
[youtube width="425" height="335"]http://youtube.com/watch?v=0I-2YW0IzUU[/youtube]

Cincy fans say Bengals blow, Xavier rocks

These internet fan polls are anything but scientific. That said, some stats from one The Cincinnati Enquirer did are very interesting.
One of the questions was to rank the region’s sports teams — football and hoops squads from Cincinnati, Ohio State, Kentucky, Xavier, Miami (OH), the Bengals, Reds, even the Kentucky Speedway — in order [...]

UK fans: Only eight months until football season

So the Kentucky fans are a bit confused now: Should they wait to hate Billy Gillispie? After all, it’s ONLY 12 games into his first year … but after 12 games, the ‘Cats are 6-6 with home losses to Gardner-Webb and San Diego. And didn’t they want this? How many beat their heads against the [...]

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