Tag Archives: cincinnati bengals

Um, Mr. Brown? Line one is for you …

October 30th, 2008 | Posted in nfl

Our friends at the Who Dey Revolution propose a plan for Sunday’s soon-to-be Bengals’ loss to Jacksonville: Flood The Jerk Line (for those who don’t remember, here it is. Basically a number to call when someone is unruly … of course, the Bengals basically staffed it with one person initially, and the whole thing was [...]

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Bengals destruction in just four minutes. Voila!

October 28th, 2008 | Posted in nfl

So you can’t understand how the Cincinnati Bengals, in a communistic NFL that basically allows everyone to win eventually, have lost year after year after year after year. Lucky for you, we break it down right here, right now.

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Go to a Bengals game, see a sure loser, get your ass kicked

October 23rd, 2008 | Posted in nfl

As if things couldn’t get worse for pro sports’ worst franchise.
According to The Cincinnati Enquirer, a guy named Randy Reed went to Sunday’s 38-10 Steelers debacle and, for lack of a better term, got sucker-punched by a Pittsburgh fan and knocked out. It’s made some big news, and the franchise’s response? No surprise: It’s sucked: [...]

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The Bengals’ offense supported the congressional bailout …

September 29th, 2008 | Posted in nfl

Until the team realized the 11 needed votes were from house members, not footballers, and the bailout would give money to failing businesses, not give points to the failing offense.
Sorry Ryan Fitzpatrick - just not your week.

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There are so many bad jokes here …

September 29th, 2008 | Posted in Uncategorized, baseball

We don’t know where to start.
Apparently on Sunday, as the Bengals were choking away game number four to the Browns, two yahoos got a great idea: Lets go steal stuff from the practice field right next door! Because, of course, the near-70,000 fans leaving the debacle early would never see a thing.
Anyhow, The Cincinnati Enquirer [...]

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If only we could do this to Mike Brown

September 29th, 2008 | Posted in nfl

Have no idea who these kids are or why they were getting so emotional about the Bengals’ pre-season loss in Green Bay (believe me kids: you’ll have a ton more in your life time), but the finish of this makes us giggle.
(BTW, if you would like to find owner Mike Brown, he’s at an office [...]

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Our preview of Wednesday’s stories … leave a tip in the jar - we got a fam to feed.

September 24th, 2008 | Posted in college football, horse racing, nfl

Everything you wanted to know about our site but was afraid to ask … well, ok: We’re afraid of us too.

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Dear U. of Cincinnati: Go to Paul Brown Stadium, inherit to the problems

September 24th, 2008 | Posted in college football, nfl

You may have noticed the University of Cincinnati’s suddenly resurgent football program. Yes, it got walloped at Oklahoma, but we think the Sooners will do that to a lot of teams. And with UC’s success comes the problem: Can they keep playing all its games in tiny Nippert Stadium?
Oh no: You’re not suggesting moving games [...]

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Cheer up Patriots: You still have the Rice Girl

September 22nd, 2008 | Posted in nfl

We know its tough, Patriots fans: You not only finally lose a regular-season game, but at home. To the Dolphins. By more than three scores.
It hurts. But cheer up: You have her:

Who is the Rice Girl? We’re not completely sure - her website makes her look like the Asian version of Charro. Apparently she raps [...]

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We went to Israel and all we got was this stinking blog

September 22nd, 2008 | Posted in nfl

Sorry for the lag in posts - spent ten days in Jerusalem. Saw everything, but when we hit this one:

We knew one thing: Jackpot. Put a note in the wall? You’re golden with the big guy. So we did … well, we put in quite a few.

Among our notes?
Dear God: Can you cede power of [...]

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