Page numbers when you combine the following words:
“Alex Rodriguez” + “collapse”: 154,000
“Alex Rodriguez” + “stinks”: 24,300
“Alex Rodriguez” + “choke artist”: 1,040
“Alex Rodriguez” + “Mr. April”: 530
“Alex Rodriguez” + “postseason failure”: 320
“Alex Rodriguez” + “poopy pants”: 53

BTW, congrats on your one home run tonight. You’re now 5-for-206 in postseason play.
Good luck in Chicago, A-Rod. [...]