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“Hey guys, would you mind not using the words ‘anal fissure’, please? Mom’s reading the web”

If I was Kaz Matsui I’d be JUST a tad angry at the Astros. The team announced Friday it might begin the season without Matsui. Why? Um …
“Matsui will undergo surgery Monday in Houston to repair an anal fissure,” reported the Houston Chronicle.
Well, at least they didn’t explain what a fissure is … um, uh [...]

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