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A-Rod getting advice from…Warren Buffett?

Incredibly, we may have investment mogul Warren Buffett to thank for the cessation of the 24-hour ESPN A-Rod Watch. According to a recent report on CBS Sportsline, the Berkshire Hathaway founder was contacted by Rodriguez, and Buffett advised him to go around agent Scott Boras and contact the Yankees directly. This led directly to the [...]

We’ve found what distracted A-Rod …

It must’ve been the fact American Movie Classics (AMC) showed the God-awful flick “Sister Act”.
My convo with A-Rod:
Me: “Dude, that movie with Whoopi is a classic?!?!”
A-Rod: “I love me”
Me: “What’s next, Tony Danza winning an Oscar?”
A-Rod: “I think I’m pretty”
Me: “Hey, I’m still here …”
A-Rod: “I like peanut butter”
I hear the windy city [...]

A-Rod by the google

Page numbers when you combine the following words:
“Alex Rodriguez” + “collapse”: 154,000
“Alex Rodriguez” + “stinks”: 24,300
“Alex Rodriguez” + “choke artist”: 1,040
“Alex Rodriguez” + “Mr. April”: 530
“Alex Rodriguez” + “postseason failure”: 320
“Alex Rodriguez” + “poopy pants”: 53

BTW, congrats on your one home run tonight. You’re now 5-for-206 in postseason play.
Good luck in Chicago, A-Rod. [...]

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