Start the poll insanity: How on earth is Alabama not number one?

We get the fact there is nothing scientific about the polls.

We get the fact the system is utterly broken.

We get the fact the dinosaurs of the BCS conferences have no intention of giving the fans what they want: A playoff.

Fine. Whatever. We’d still would like to see the best team each week voted number one. And from that we scream: How can the pollsters, both AP and coaches, vote the Crimson Tide number two? Have you been watching this season?

The worst part is not the AP voting them second, but the coaches blindly dropping them to FOURTH, with only TWO coaches out of 61 finding enough reasons to rank them first.

That’s only two more 1st-place vote than I got, and I can’t even enter Georgia, much less crush it. More on the insanity after the jump. Read More »

If only we could do this to Mike Brown

Have no idea who these kids are or why they were getting so emotional about the Bengals’ pre-season loss in Green Bay (believe me kids: you’ll have a ton more in your life time), but the finish of this makes us giggle.

(BTW, if you would like to find owner Mike Brown, he’s at an office at 1 Paul Brown Stadium, Cincinnati, Ohio 45202).

NFL Week 4

I’m giving abbreviated columns and a link until my posting problem is resolved.
http://lovewithoutnagel.wordpress.com/2008/09/27/nfl-week-4-2/

Sometimes I get “zombie” hungover after long weekends. Now former NFL zombies are donating their brains to science.

I went 0-3 last weekend and the Rams couldn’t cover the spread OR Seahawks recievers Steve Largent, Brian Blades and Daryl Turner.

Tommy Kelly made the arrest of the week feature…..yes that is one of the highest paid defenders in the NFL.

Matt Millen and his Rasputin-like grasp over the Ford Family is over.

I like Tampa, the Illadelph, Denver and Arizona this weekend!

Hey coach Dungy, why not just stick the fork into the outlet while you’re at it?

We’ve never understood the love affair the media and public has with Colts’ coach Tony Dungy. He’s a good coach, but not great. Won a Superbowl in 2006, choked in the playoffs nearly every other time, compiled great defenses in Minnesota and Tampa Bay but nothing more than above average ones in Indianapolis, and despite his nice-guy image, supported a fringe group that took an extreme stance on gay marriage.

But this one seems to be a story where everyone missed the punch line.

A few weeks back Dungy forgot his credit card at the pump of an Indianapolis gas station. Customer finds it, calls the Colts, credit card is quickly returned. Which is no problem - we all do stupid things.

But then we read this in The Indianapolis Star: Why did Dungy forget his card?

“Because I was on the phone, I couldn’t get it back in my wallet,” Dungy said. “I continued to talk, pumped the gas and left.”

Perhaps the coach missed the big signs saying “Don’t use cell phones while pumping gas”. Tony, they’re pretty clear. Here’s another article if you need the re-education.

Anyhow, dude who recovered the card got a thank-you call from Tony Dungy … while Dungy was at a 7/11. Kidding … we think.

We love Anchorman so much …

We could cry. Well, I could. Now, the “Afternoon Delight” animation. Truly awesome.

Our new hero: This news dude

Guy continues reading the news as the world burns around him. Watch the whole thing - it gets better with each second and frame!

Todd Jones to retire, now to focus on hating Jews, Blacks, Latinos, Muslims …

Congrats on 16 years in the majors, Todd Jones. Congrats on 319 saves, including 235, the most in Detroit Tigers’ history.

Sadly, that’s not how we’ll remember you. This is.

In 2003, while Jones played for the Colorado Rockies, a play called Take Me Out was on Broadway, one where a baseball player came out to his team as gay. A reporter from The Denver Post asked the question to a number of Rockies: Would it matter if a teammate was gay?

Most answered the question politely and, if nothing else, politically correctly. But not Jones.

“I wouldn’t want a gay guy being around me,” Jones said. “It’s got nothing to do with me being scared. That’s the problem: All these people say he’s got all these rights. Yeah, he’s got rights or whatever, but he shouldn’t walk around proud. It’s like he’s rubbing it in our face. ‘See me, Hear me roar.’ We’re not trying to be close-minded, but then again, why be confrontational when you don’t really have to be?”

Suddenly the entire Rockies locker room smelled as the team’s PR department crapped its pants.

More after the jump on how the team tried to apologize, why a national publication continued to allow Jones to write for it, and how Jones did his best to make himself the center of attention again.

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Our preview of Wednesday’s stories … leave a tip in the jar - we got a fam to feed.

Everything you wanted to know about our site but was afraid to ask … well, ok: We’re afraid of us too.

We feel for you, Tim Kawakami, because we’ve been there

You’ve probably seen the video for the picture above (if not, it’s here, along with the story). It’s the one where the Oakland Raiders employee John Herrera completely forgets about this thingy called Youtube and tries to dismember San Jose Mercury-News columnist Tim Kawakami. Not only was Mr. Herrera out of line, but his actions made me remember another awkward press conference incident.

One that happened to me.

Flash back to the winter of 2006. Saturday, February 25th, Assembly Hall in Indiana …

I was a reporter for a Louisville TV station traveling to Bloomington for the Hoosiers game against Iowa. But this was to be no ordinary game: Rumors were flowing about then-head coach Mike Davis - he told the team he’s resigning at the end of the year; he’s already resigned;  he wasn’t going to coach the game; he was replacing Don Rumsfeld (ok, not that one). Heck, we couldn’t even get confirmation from the sports information staff where Davis was, only to find out minutes before tip off Mike was “sick” and wouldn’t attend; an assistant would coach the team.

Yes, sick. And Iraq had weapons of mass destruction. But I digress.

Anyhow, Iowa wins at tight game, and we head to the post-game news conference. I reported, but also shot the game (and post-game interviews), so my questions all come from the back-of-the-room riser (don’t worry - it’ll mean something later). Up comes Iowa coach Steve Alford to the podium and, well, you should have an indication of where this goes.

After the jump, when crazy fans go insane on the press. Read More »

Guv wants the interwebs charged with murdering Eight Belles.

Give it up for Kentucky Governor Steve Beshear: He knows how to get some attention.

Well, at least the gamblers attention. And those people are way cool.

Guv Beshear wants to restrict his state’s residents access to some of the most popular gambling web sites - 141 of them to be exact - and give Kentucky control of their domain names. Why’s he doing this?

To protect horse racing … well, that’s what he says: Kentucky has a state lottery but, unlike bordering states like Indiana and Tennessee, no casinos. And there lies the real problem (although he doesn’t talk about it here).

“Unlike casinos that operate on land or on riverboats in the United States, these operations pay no tax revenues, provide no jobs and yield no tourism benefits,” Beshear said at a Monday afternoon Capitol press conference. “They are leeches on our communities.”

A hearing is scheduled for Thursday.

Can this work? Who knows, but Beshear bears a ton of the blame here: His main issue in challenging then-Governor Ernie Fletcher in ‘07 (a race Beshear won easily) was bringing casinos to Kentucky, namely to race tracks like Churchill Downs and struggling Turfway Park near Cincinnati. Then he didn’t get a plan to the legislature until halfway through the session, and the legislation didn’t even make it past the House floor.

This reeks of utter, amazing desperation. Ah, politics in the blue grass.

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