Category Archives: other pro

Kimbo… Sliced

October 6th, 2008 | Posted in brawl, other pro, random

So for those of you who follow hot, sweaty, man-on-man action… erm… MMA, this weekend’s EliteXC Supercard featured the destruction of internet phenomenon Kimbo Slice at the hands of Seth Petruzelli. Sure, the fight only lasted 14 seconds, but that was apparently more than enough time to crush the hopes and dreams of a 34 [...]

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Add two points for strange Canadian TD celebration.

September 23rd, 2008 | Posted in nfl, other pro

This is a new one: The Winnipeg Blue Bombers celebrate a touchdown with … duck, duck goose? Only up north, eh.

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Watch out for Hurricane Kragthorpe - it may break someone’s finger nail.

September 2nd, 2008 | Posted in Uncategorized, other pro

If you’ve followed Gustav and it’s damage, you know the game: The National Hurricane Center routinely thinks of names for each year’s hurricanes, from A-to-Z, and retires names of big storms (i.e. There will never be a Gustav or Katrina again). So, we got bored. Again. Really bored. And we thought of our list of [...]

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Speaking English - 8.6.08

August 6th, 2008 | Posted in NBA, awful announcing, internet phenomenon, olympics, other pro, professional basketball, soccer, wednesday

Speaking English 2
It’s new and improved! Soccer news, F1 coverage from Hungary, Joey Barton is a fucking tool, and no WNBA News! Give us a listen, we certainly don’t suck!

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Just for kicks, lets see if we can fit my gold medal into a Trojan condom

August 5th, 2008 | Posted in olympics, other pro

Saw this today. Words don’t do justice.

This ad and others are made by the Chinese company Elasun, using the broken-English phrase “Sports make you health”. We’ll forgive the clumsy phrase for the ads’ pure hilarity.
These have become a viral hit just as tens of thousands of condoms are being shipped to Beijing’s Olympic Village.
After all, [...]

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All these landlubbers horsies be a bunch of scurrrrrvy dogs! Argh!

July 29th, 2008 | Posted in horse racing, other pro

Legendary horse racing announcer Tom Durkin has a ton of fun with this race at Saratoga. First reference is at :22, but things get downright hiliarious at :55. Nice job, Thomas.

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Happy Friday!

July 18th, 2008 | Posted in other pro

My all-time favorite “Cheers” clip. This is at Frasier’s bachelor party. If you’re too young to remember, the song he quotes is from the group Wang Chung. Enjoy!

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Just the way the founding fathers visioned it ..

July 4th, 2008 | Posted in other pro

Eating the sh*t outta everything! Happy Fourth!

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Wimbledon Recap, Ready for the Quarters

July 2nd, 2008 | Posted in Uncategorized, other pro

Men’s Draw

Thus far, Wimbledon has been everything I’ve hoped for, and then some. The reemergence of Marat Safin as the athletic beast he is when he wants to be is great for Wimbledon. It wasn’t long ago that Safin had a tirade about how grass is for cows. Not only is Safin finally playing well [...]

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Well, it’s official: Justin Gimelstob isn’t getting any from a woman ever again

June 27th, 2008 | Posted in other pro, random

Thermocaster found this and, man, is it a good one.
If you don’t know him, we recap: Justin Gimelstob was a mediocre-to-poor tennis player who made a career out of acting stupid, goofy, and generally making a fool out of himself (in a mid-90’s US Open, he went on USA during a rain delay to ask [...]

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