Category Archives: nfl

Um, Mr. Brown? Line one is for you …

October 30th, 2008 | Posted in nfl

Our friends at the Who Dey Revolution propose a plan for Sunday’s soon-to-be Bengals’ loss to Jacksonville: Flood The Jerk Line (for those who don’t remember, here it is. Basically a number to call when someone is unruly … of course, the Bengals basically staffed it with one person initially, and the whole thing was [...]

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Bengals destruction in just four minutes. Voila!

October 28th, 2008 | Posted in nfl

So you can’t understand how the Cincinnati Bengals, in a communistic NFL that basically allows everyone to win eventually, have lost year after year after year after year. Lucky for you, we break it down right here, right now.

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Go to a Bengals game, see a sure loser, get your ass kicked

October 23rd, 2008 | Posted in nfl

As if things couldn’t get worse for pro sports’ worst franchise.
According to The Cincinnati Enquirer, a guy named Randy Reed went to Sunday’s 38-10 Steelers debacle and, for lack of a better term, got sucker-punched by a Pittsburgh fan and knocked out. It’s made some big news, and the franchise’s response? No surprise: It’s sucked: [...]

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Watch your balls before you taunt.

October 6th, 2008 | Posted in nfl

What would we do without the CFL? The TD celebrations make us wish Ickey Woods was back in the NFL. First this, and now, this … you might want to think before you mock.
And get a cup. Watch the whole thing. Video gets good around :22.

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The Bengals’ offense supported the congressional bailout …

September 29th, 2008 | Posted in nfl

Until the team realized the 11 needed votes were from house members, not footballers, and the bailout would give money to failing businesses, not give points to the failing offense.
Sorry Ryan Fitzpatrick - just not your week.

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If only we could do this to Mike Brown

September 29th, 2008 | Posted in nfl

Have no idea who these kids are or why they were getting so emotional about the Bengals’ pre-season loss in Green Bay (believe me kids: you’ll have a ton more in your life time), but the finish of this makes us giggle.
(BTW, if you would like to find owner Mike Brown, he’s at an office [...]

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Hey coach Dungy, why not just stick the fork into the outlet while you’re at it?

September 26th, 2008 | Posted in nfl

We’ve never understood the love affair the media and public has with Colts’ coach Tony Dungy. He’s a good coach, but not great. Won a Superbowl in 2006, choked in the playoffs nearly every other time, compiled great defenses in Minnesota and Tampa Bay but nothing more than above average ones in Indianapolis, and despite [...]

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Our preview of Wednesday’s stories … leave a tip in the jar - we got a fam to feed.

September 24th, 2008 | Posted in college football, horse racing, nfl

Everything you wanted to know about our site but was afraid to ask … well, ok: We’re afraid of us too.

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We feel for you, Tim Kawakami, because we’ve been there

September 24th, 2008 | Posted in college basketball, nfl

You’ve probably seen the video for the picture above (if not, it’s here, along with the story). It’s the one where the Oakland Raiders employee John Herrera completely forgets about this thingy called Youtube and tries to dismember San Jose Mercury-News columnist Tim Kawakami. Not only was Mr. Herrera out of line, but his actions [...]

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Dear U. of Cincinnati: Go to Paul Brown Stadium, inherit to the problems

September 24th, 2008 | Posted in college football, nfl

You may have noticed the University of Cincinnati’s suddenly resurgent football program. Yes, it got walloped at Oklahoma, but we think the Sooners will do that to a lot of teams. And with UC’s success comes the problem: Can they keep playing all its games in tiny Nippert Stadium?
Oh no: You’re not suggesting moving games [...]

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