Author Archives: Ink Jet Sean

Hey coach Dungy, why not just stick the fork into the outlet while you’re at it?

September 26th, 2008 | Posted in nfl

We’ve never understood the love affair the media and public has with Colts’ coach Tony Dungy. He’s a good coach, but not great. Won a Superbowl in 2006, choked in the playoffs nearly every other time, compiled great defenses in Minnesota and Tampa Bay but nothing more than above average ones in Indianapolis, and despite [...]

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We love Anchorman so much …

September 24th, 2008 | Posted in random

We could cry. Well, I could. Now, the “Afternoon Delight” animation. Truly awesome.

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Our new hero: This news dude

September 24th, 2008 | Posted in random

Guy continues reading the news as the world burns around him. Watch the whole thing - it gets better with each second and frame!

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Todd Jones to retire, now to focus on hating Jews, Blacks, Latinos, Muslims …

September 24th, 2008 | Posted in baseball

Congrats on 16 years in the majors, Todd Jones. Congrats on 319 saves, including 235, the most in Detroit Tigers’ history.
Sadly, that’s not how we’ll remember you. This is.
In 2003, while Jones played for the Colorado Rockies, a play called Take Me Out was on Broadway, one where a baseball player came out to his [...]

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Our preview of Wednesday’s stories … leave a tip in the jar - we got a fam to feed.

September 24th, 2008 | Posted in college football, horse racing, nfl

Everything you wanted to know about our site but was afraid to ask … well, ok: We’re afraid of us too.

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We feel for you, Tim Kawakami, because we’ve been there

September 24th, 2008 | Posted in college basketball, nfl

You’ve probably seen the video for the picture above (if not, it’s here, along with the story). It’s the one where the Oakland Raiders employee John Herrera completely forgets about this thingy called Youtube and tries to dismember San Jose Mercury-News columnist Tim Kawakami. Not only was Mr. Herrera out of line, but his actions [...]

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Guv wants the interwebs charged with murdering Eight Belles.

September 24th, 2008 | Posted in horse racing

Give it up for Kentucky Governor Steve Beshear: He knows how to get some attention.
Well, at least the gamblers attention. And those people are way cool.
Guv Beshear wants to restrict his state’s residents access to some of the most popular gambling web sites - 141 of them to be exact - and give Kentucky control [...]

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Dear U. of Cincinnati: Go to Paul Brown Stadium, inherit to the problems

September 24th, 2008 | Posted in college football, nfl

You may have noticed the University of Cincinnati’s suddenly resurgent football program. Yes, it got walloped at Oklahoma, but we think the Sooners will do that to a lot of teams. And with UC’s success comes the problem: Can they keep playing all its games in tiny Nippert Stadium?
Oh no: You’re not suggesting moving games [...]

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Add two points for strange Canadian TD celebration.

September 23rd, 2008 | Posted in nfl, other pro

This is a new one: The Winnipeg Blue Bombers celebrate a touchdown with … duck, duck goose? Only up north, eh.

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The amazing, horrendous, media crushing Oakland Raiders

September 23rd, 2008 | Posted in nfl

So the story goes like this: The Raiders blew Sunday’s game at Buffalo 24-23, and we all assumed Lane Kiffin was about to be fired. But little did we know the real fun was about to start (and in a way already had).
At Monday’s weekly press conference, Tim Kawakami of The San Jose Mercury-News asked [...]

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