Author Archives: Ink Jet Sean

Watch your balls before you taunt.

October 6th, 2008 | Posted in nfl

What would we do without the CFL? The TD celebrations make us wish Ickey Woods was back in the NFL. First this, and now, this … you might want to think before you mock.
And get a cup. Watch the whole thing. Video gets good around :22.

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Phillies crush the Jew love. We cry. A whole bunch.

October 6th, 2008 | Posted in Uncategorized, baseball

Back in the day, the Montreal Expos seemed to play the song Hava Nagila a ton (for those who don’t know, its a Jewish folk song with a beat easily played on the organ. Sounds good. Trust us).
So imagine our surprise hearing the Milwaukee Brewers play the song over and over again during games three [...]

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Please Chicago, stop the whining now

October 4th, 2008 | Posted in baseball

Enough of your complaining, enough of your belly aching, enough shots of pained fans screaming “Why are we cursed?”.
You’re not.
The reason the Cubs are down 2-0? They’re playing horrendous baseball the same time the Dodgers are knocking the cover off the ball. That’s not a curse - that’s one team playing much better two straight [...]

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“Hey Jimbo, what do when the tow truck …”

October 1st, 2008 | Posted in random

“needs a tow truck?”.
Watch the whole thing. Funny!

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If you’re gonna go to jail …

October 1st, 2008 | Posted in random

This is the way.
Here’s the story: Saturday Michele Allen of Middletown, Ohio had a WEE bit too much to drink, started chasing kids, blocking traffic, and eventually cursing at drivers. Strange, but nothing that would be anything more than obnoxious … except she did it in a cow suit.
And when she was arrested, police took [...]

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Are you ready for the (w)NBA, Kentucky?

October 1st, 2008 | Posted in NBA

Guess what Louisville? You might finally get pro hoops! After decades of waiting for the replacement for the ABA’s Kentucky Colonels, this is it!
It’s just the players might have boobs.
According to The Louisville Eccentric Observer (an alternative Lousiville paper), the WNBA might come to town. A new arena, being built downtown for the University of [...]

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The Bengals’ offense supported the congressional bailout …

September 29th, 2008 | Posted in nfl

Until the team realized the 11 needed votes were from house members, not footballers, and the bailout would give money to failing businesses, not give points to the failing offense.
Sorry Ryan Fitzpatrick - just not your week.

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There are so many bad jokes here …

September 29th, 2008 | Posted in Uncategorized, baseball

We don’t know where to start.
Apparently on Sunday, as the Bengals were choking away game number four to the Browns, two yahoos got a great idea: Lets go steal stuff from the practice field right next door! Because, of course, the near-70,000 fans leaving the debacle early would never see a thing.
Anyhow, The Cincinnati Enquirer [...]

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Start the poll insanity: How on earth is Alabama not number one?

September 29th, 2008 | Posted in college football

We get the fact there is nothing scientific about the polls.
We get the fact the system is utterly broken.
We get the fact the dinosaurs of the BCS conferences have no intention of giving the fans what they want: A playoff.
Fine. Whatever. We’d still would like to see the best team each week voted number one. [...]

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If only we could do this to Mike Brown

September 29th, 2008 | Posted in nfl

Have no idea who these kids are or why they were getting so emotional about the Bengals’ pre-season loss in Green Bay (believe me kids: you’ll have a ton more in your life time), but the finish of this makes us giggle.
(BTW, if you would like to find owner Mike Brown, he’s at an office [...]

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