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Buckeye Fans, you might wanna vote for Obama …

October 8th, 2008 | Posted in college football

Or else this could happen.
Our sources on the campaign trail are giving us dire OSU futures in a McCain administration. Just watch.

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Pete Rose does not approve, Senator McCain.

October 7th, 2008 | Posted in Uncategorized

Imagine our shock today when we realized John Dowd, the man whose devastating “Dowd Report” sealed Reds’ legend Pete Rose’s lifetime ban from baseball for gambling (note: We realize Pete bet; we’re not THAT blind … we just never like Dowd’s arrogance), represented Senator John McCain at the Keating Five hearings.
And we nearly crap our [...]

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Photoshop rocks … especially with the Cubs.

October 6th, 2008 | Posted in baseball

The above picture from our friends at eTrueSports.com, who seem to be Cubs fans but at least have a sense of humor (at evidenced by this definition):
Chicago Cubs (noun) – 1. a former baseball team. 2. (informal) loveable losers. 3. a group of men destined not to succeed.
Gave us a chuckle. Don’t worry guys - the [...]

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University of Cincinnati wants you to buy 97 games just to see Bob Huggins.

October 6th, 2008 | Posted in college basketball

Remember when Cincinnat basketball could pretty much sell itself on the program Bob Huggins built? Guess what - even when he’s gone, it can do the same thing.
We noticed this in Monday’s edition of The Cincinnati Enquirer:

The ad calls for seven games at a total of $172. The first game on the list? West Virginia [...]

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Watch your balls before you taunt.

October 6th, 2008 | Posted in nfl

What would we do without the CFL? The TD celebrations make us wish Ickey Woods was back in the NFL. First this, and now, this … you might want to think before you mock.
And get a cup. Watch the whole thing. Video gets good around :22.

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Phillies crush the Jew love. We cry. A whole bunch.

October 6th, 2008 | Posted in Uncategorized, baseball

Back in the day, the Montreal Expos seemed to play the song Hava Nagila a ton (for those who don’t know, its a Jewish folk song with a beat easily played on the organ. Sounds good. Trust us).
So imagine our surprise hearing the Milwaukee Brewers play the song over and over again during games three [...]

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Please Chicago, stop the whining now

October 4th, 2008 | Posted in baseball

Enough of your complaining, enough of your belly aching, enough shots of pained fans screaming “Why are we cursed?”.
You’re not.
The reason the Cubs are down 2-0? They’re playing horrendous baseball the same time the Dodgers are knocking the cover off the ball. That’s not a curse - that’s one team playing much better two straight [...]

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“Hey Jimbo, what do when the tow truck …”

October 1st, 2008 | Posted in random

“needs a tow truck?”.
Watch the whole thing. Funny!

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If you’re gonna go to jail …

October 1st, 2008 | Posted in random

This is the way.
Here’s the story: Saturday Michele Allen of Middletown, Ohio had a WEE bit too much to drink, started chasing kids, blocking traffic, and eventually cursing at drivers. Strange, but nothing that would be anything more than obnoxious … except she did it in a cow suit.
And when she was arrested, police took [...]

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Are you ready for the (w)NBA, Kentucky?

October 1st, 2008 | Posted in NBA

Guess what Louisville? You might finally get pro hoops! After decades of waiting for the replacement for the ABA’s Kentucky Colonels, this is it!
It’s just the players might have boobs.
According to The Louisville Eccentric Observer (an alternative Lousiville paper), the WNBA might come to town. A new arena, being built downtown for the University of [...]

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