Our friends at the Who Dey Revolution propose a plan for Sunday’s soon-to-be Bengals’ loss to Jacksonville: Flood The Jerk Line (for those who don’t remember, here it is. Basically a number to call when someone is unruly … of course, the Bengals basically staffed it with one person initially, and the whole thing was a total failure. Who’d think the Bengals would plan something badly?).
Anyhow, the wesbite is dubbing this “Project Mayhem” (hopefully more succesful than Rush Limbaugh’s ill-fated one to nominate Hillary Clinton), asking everyone to call the jerk line (513-381-5375) during Sunday’s game and say “As a Bengals fan, Mike Brown is mentally and emotionally abusing me from his owner’s box”, then hang up.
Ok, we could think of a number of things more severe, but that will do for now.
In case you’re nostalgic, here’s the line from “Seinfeld”:



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