Enough of your complaining, enough of your belly aching, enough shots of pained fans screaming “Why are we cursed?”.

You’re not.

The reason the Cubs are down 2-0? They’re playing horrendous baseball the same time the Dodgers are knocking the cover off the ball. That’s not a curse - that’s one team playing much better two straight games.

The reason you’ve gone a century between titles? Bad management, bad play, no curse. Not a goat, not Steve Garvey (well, somewhat because of him), and not Steve Bartman.

There’s no curse for the Bengals, the Raiders, the Clippers, anyone that can’t win a thing. Same goes for you. Stop whining. Now.