This is the way.

Here’s the story: Saturday Michele Allen of Middletown, Ohio had a WEE bit too much to drink, started chasing kids, blocking traffic, and eventually cursing at drivers. Strange, but nothing that would be anything more than obnoxious … except she did it in a cow suit.

And when she was arrested, police took the pictures. And, oh boy is it priceless.

But that’s not the best part. The mug shot is a full body, and, well, here’s the other half.

In case you’re wondering, Michele plead guilty to disorderly conduct, got a month in jail, and gave the whole community (and internet) a good chuckle.