We give you this list, and show you why we’re the most tragic franchise in sports (yes, I say we. When you pay for twenty years of tickets, suffer loss after loss, you can say we too).

Reasons in just this offseason? Right here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here. Keep in mind we’re just getting the season started.

Sigh.

What’s worse? We’re mocked by Browns fans like this. He used a synthesizer. SYNTHESIZER!!!!