First off, thanks to Deadspin for linking to the first edition of FINCILTF. It brought up a good point, we really need a good name for this, because I think it could really take off. Just think, you’re walking with your friends and you see a hot girl, you could say, “Man, she is a FINCILTF!”. Sadly, it just doesn’t roll off the tongue right now, so we need a better acronym. I leave it to you readers, come up with something! If “Hambone” can catch on in bowling, we can work on this. Like George Michael, I have faith!
Speaking about Deadspin, one of the comments to this article compared me to Warren Jeffs. I’m still not sure if I am horrified or pleased that I got that kind of reaction. Again, don’t blame me, blame SI! I don’t pick the Faces in the Crowd. With that, onto the 8-25 Issue of Faces in the Crowd I’d Like to F.
Jessica - Maybe she will make the 2012 Olympics in London…..oh wait. Sorry about that. Being a softball player, I think she is probably more interested in Jenny Finch. But that could always mean 2 batters in the box with one pitcher, if you know what I mean!
Kallie - I do love redhead and freckles. Plus she is in college, so no worry about going to jail. (Notice how I don’t talk about looks of ladies well under 18. So shame on you!) Like last week, must be careful about the Lacrosse angle, as she could easily kick my ass! But that could be nice, if I get into a bar fight, just call on Kallie. “Hey baby, do you mind coming out from under the table and kicking this guys ass for a second. Oh, zip me up first. Thanks sweetie”
Anne Marie - Love the name. Also, what sport is she being featured for? Or is she just super good at everything? Gotta say, she is pretty hot. Although, has the look of that over achiever we all knew in High School. The one who played all sports, got great grades, was super nice. In my memory, that kind of girl was not super easy, so that is a huge negative. The girl like this in my High School would only go to 1st base. Although, with the way kids are today, 1st base might be oral or anal.
So the winner of the week - Kallie. Congrats!



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