Reds think evolution is for suckers

We’re all for free speech, we’re all for believing whatever you’d like. Heck, we’re bloggers - that’s the kind of stuff we fight for. So …

Enter The Creation Museum in Northern Kentucky, a land where evolution is blown away by the magic of the bible; a land where the world is only 6,000 years old; a land where dinosaurs lived with human beings, heck, even rode on Noah’s arc; a land where the Grand Canyon and other natural wonders were created by the great flood just a few years ago; a land where people show you the evils of homosexuality and abortion.

In a “museum” no less.

Like we said, we’re all for free speech and thought but … come on. And guess who’s taking the Creation Museum’s ad money.

Yup. The Cincinnati Reds.

More on this ridiculous relationship … and why this dinosaur is dressed like this (as well as great “Museum” pics!) after the jump. 

Listen to any Reds game on the flagship station 700 WLW (in Cincinnati) or any others on the Reds radio network and you’ll hear at least a few commercials. No, they don’t preach - basically they only use the slogan “Prepare to Believe” with directions to the place or website. But the fact they’re on the Reds signal is a bit troubling.

Yes, the Reds can take money from anyone, and yes, Cincinnati is a fairly conservative place, but the “Museum” has been the point of mass derision nationwide because, well, if there’s a scientific accuracy in there, we can’t find it (not to mention the guy who played Adam in a “Museum” video was caught doing porn. Hehe!).

Of course, we’re talking about the Reds, who haven’t been accurate in picking a manager since forcing out Lou Piniella 16 years ago.

Here’s more of what we saw at the museum. Remember Noah’s Arc?

Who knew there were Dinos on it?

Then you have the scaaaaaary hell room, showing what happens without prayer…

Crazy stuff like bombs, snipers and gays!

Good thing Adam is such a stud.

“Don’t worry sweetie: Favre’s comin’ back. Everything is gonna be o-k”.

2 Responses to “Reds think evolution is for suckers”


  1. 1 MIKE

    Man, all the things to make fun of the Reds for, and this is what you choose.

    Given it’s location and ad revenue, I doubt any team in the majors would turn down the money.

    The bigger problem is why the Creation Museum is in the Cincinnati “region” and not somewhere in Arkansas.
    Maybe they shouldn’t have gotten rid of Hamilton, I bet he’d be a great spokesman for this kooky place.

  2. 2 Ink Jet Sean

    You’re just jealous you didn’t find the Christmas Dinosaur before me.

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