The highlights of TMC’s content extravaganza from the recently deceased month of June:

— Indiana Basketball loses its last scholarship player. Hilarity will not ensue.

— Turkey is a country with a rich history of conquest, technological advancement, and really fugly soccer uniforms.

— Electoral Colleges!

— Solemnly reflecting on the anniversary of the death of The National. No, not the band. That would be an even greater tragedy.

— The Wang “jogging” incident.

— Cito Gaston finally gets off the dole.

— Previewing the Euro 2008 Semifinals.

— The Return of Melrose. It’s kinda like the Return of the King, except for taller people that say “aboot”.

— Serena, Venus, and the Jehova’s Witness non-political thing.

— Justin Gimelstob channels Gary McCord.