This from Cuatro TV’s (a Spanish TV station with local rights to Euro 2008) post-game coverage of Spain’s 1-0 final’s victory over Germany. The reporter is a guy named Juanma Castaño, and he seems all too happy to a) jump around with the winning team and b) act like he actually played.

Here’s a tip pal: Do your job. If they spray you with champagne, laugh it off, and conduct the interviews. They won because of their hard work on and off the field. You got a press pass because someone sent an email or fax.