Monthly Archives: June 2008

Breaking: Tiger gone for the year.

June 18th, 2008 | Posted in Uncategorized

Nice call there, Retief.
Tiger will miss the rest of the season, which now has everyone in Louisville (home of Valhalla Golf Club and this year’s Ryder Cup) pissing and goin’ nutso.
Except for those Louisvillians on crack, those Louisvillians contributing to the greatest invention of the web era: The comment section. Oh how we love it. [...]

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Goosen: Tiger’s a big ol’ faker

June 18th, 2008 | Posted in Uncategorized

Haven’t we learned this lesson before? Yes, Retief Goosen, you’re better than Rory Sabitini. But don’t make Tiger mad. Please?
Oh well …
Goosen says Tiger put on a show. Thing was a sham. He wasn’t hurt that badly. It was exaggerated And he blared it to German TV.
‘It just seemed when he (Woods) hit bad shots [...]

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Don’t worry Lakers: You lost, but …

June 18th, 2008 | Posted in Uncategorized

You won Peter Griffin’s peepee!

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Other great title-game/championship/big night ass whuppings

June 17th, 2008 | Posted in Uncategorized

Don’t worry, Kobe: You have company … well, not much company. But you do have some. History is on your side and …
Ok, we’re lying: You got trashed like a 16-year-old having his first shots of Jaeger. It was ugly, and if we cared about you, we’d be a bit more concerned.
That said, other team’s [...]

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Did the Mets make the wrong phone call?

June 17th, 2008 | Posted in Uncategorized

Were they trying to reach someone else at 3 am? Seriously, Fred Wilpon, she is looking for a jobby job!

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Dear horsies: Steer clear of Churchill Downs

June 17th, 2008 | Posted in Uncategorized

Eight Belles at the Derby? We get it - as much as we hate the fact, horses will sometime die on the track.
But this one is just plain wacky.
According to the Louisville Courier-Journal, a former employee at Churchill Downs went a little bit wacky. Sunday, 27-year-old Jose Manuel Garcia decided he was po’ed, snuck into [...]

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Warning: Gambler at WSOP might steal your money. Or could be arrested for murder. Or both.

June 17th, 2008 | Posted in world series of poker

We don’t follow Poker too much. Honestly, it bores us, and the craze never made much sense. That said, this story caught our eye.
The guy on the right? Might be a grand guy with a lot of debt, or could be a dude with a LOT more baggage.
According to gambling911.com, that’s Ernie Scherer III, a [...]

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Don’t worry Rocco: You’re not the only one

June 17th, 2008 | Posted in Uncategorized

So you seem like a good guy, Rocco Mediate. You seem like you have a fun, careful game of golf. You seem like the pressure never got to you.
No worries on losing to a wounded Tiger Woods - heck, everyone else fell to him in regulation. He needed 19 extra holes just to beat you.
And [...]

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Yankees Player Cripples Self in Horrific, Light-Jogging Incident

June 16th, 2008 | Posted in Uncategorized

“My only message is simple.  The National League needs to join the 21st Century.”
 
Woe be the New York Yankees, who today learned that staff ace Chien-Ming Wang will likely be sidelined until September after injuring his foot running the bases in Houston last weekend.  Now I’ve never been one to editorialize, and I certainly don’t [...]

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A hell of a hangover - Monday Morning Style

June 16th, 2008 | Posted in Uncategorized

It’s been a while since we’ve done one of these, so let’s get right to it. First of all, our very lovely Croatian ladies above are courtesy of Euro 2008 Girls, and in honor of our own Croatian on staff, Kooder.
Here’s the stuff going around Sport Blog America…and the world…
— The remaking of Rocco Mediate [...]

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