Long has it been foretold that the Hair of Great Power would one day return — flowing locks possessed of most lustrous sheen that doth blind the eyes and the fabled Pantene bounce that counfounds the heart.  For nigh on 4000 days the Hair has lain dormant, augmenting its power through repeated washings and leave-in condtioners, emerging only long enough to hold rapt those souls who would dare brave Wednesday Night Hockey.  But lo, on this day destined to be exalted above all others, the prophecy has been fulfilled.  The Mullet has returned.

Congratulations, Barry Melrose, on your appointment as the new head coach of the Tampa Bay Lightning.