Okay, Turkey…first off, congrats on your win over the Swiss in Euro 2008. However, we got some issues to discuss before your next game.

Specifically, the uniforms on the far left. They don’t look too terrible in this picture, do they? Well, on my television at home, they look like maybe the worst uniforms I’ve ever seen. The aqua blue included in the picture is replaced by a…well, a seafoam color. Add in some mud and some moisture, and it’s like watching a Miami Dolphins exhibition game. I keep expecting Richmond Webb and Bernie Parmalee to come onto the pitch.