Congratulations, Adam “Pacman” Jones on your trade to the Cowboys!
You look thrilled to be joining America’s Team, and rightly so. You’ll be written into the history books alongside such luminaries as:
NFL and Dallas County Jail Hall of Famer Michael Irvin …
Leon “Butterfingers” Lett…
renowned crack aficionado Thomas “Hollywood” Henderson …
and of course Nate Newton … seen here testing his theory that 175 lbs of weed + 350 lbs of man = crazy munchies.
Ah, ‘The Big D’.
Make it rain, Pacman, make it rain tears of joy. You’re finally home.
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1 Wes // Apr 23, 2008 at 11:39 pm
I haven’t been keeping up, but Travis Henry got cut… and Chad Johnson is on the market. Cosmic forces are aligning. Jerry Jones has a chance to really create something special.
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