Daily Archives: April 10, 2008

IOC: Speak your mind, get kicked out of the games

This just in: The Olympics are royally screwed.
No, not because of the joke of a Torch relay in San Francisco, which made a game of “Where’s Waldo?” actually look entertaining (wtf is the point of having a torch run, paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for security if no one can ever see the damn [...]

Holy fuck: The Masters’ theme has words!

We’ve all heard the song before, the Masters music they play over and over and over and over again all weekend. And until three days ago I had no clue there were lyrics.
But lo and behold, there are. And now you’ll hear, the REST of the story.
Apparently in 1980, after some sort of inspiring visit [...]

Bronson Arroyo: Meat salesman?

We continue to find strange ads with the Reds’ pitcher Bronson Arroyo. This one, we assume, never reached air for obvious reasons.
Now, he’s hawking a Cincinnati frozen meat product called JTM (don’t worry nation: You don’t want to try it). He’s joined by former Reds pitcher and current TV analyst Chris Welsh, who seems all [...]

Stanley Cup - Night 1 Game Capsules

NY Rangers 4 - New Jersey Devils 1
The Rangers did just enough and New Jersey made 1 save too few before the Rangers blew the game open late. If it were any other goalie I might worry about the game-winner, but it’s Martin Brodeur so I’m sure nobody is going to worry overmuch. [...]

Curling fever: Like nothing you can ever imagine.

What if the Beijing Olympics added Curling? Would that stopped the protests? Honestly, who could hate the sport?
No one.
Found this humorous ad from 1986. Aired in Manitoba, and if you know the area, you know there’s not much to do there besides curl.

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