Earlier today, we told you the predictable news: Indiana guard Eric Gordon will announce Monday he’s going pro.
But now, TMC breaks the biggest news of the day: For my fellow Jews across the world, I’d like to welcome Eric into our faith.
You see, IU announced a 4:30 Monday press conference. Where is the school holding it? Not IU’s Bloomington campus where Gordon has been a student. Not the the next logical place, the IUPUI campus in Indianapolis.
No, Eric will announce his pro intentions from … the Indianapolis Max and Mae Simon Jewish Community Center.
Yes, the Indy JCC will host IU’s big news of the week. No joke.
You laugh, but this is a BIG deal.
Not since Shawn Green slugged four homers in a game have us Jews had THIS much to get excited about. I’m shvitzing just thinking about it! Ma, do you think you can make the brisket Eric likes? What about the kasha?
Eric, you’re such a mensch for holding it there! Remember Passover starts a week from Sunday! No unleavened bread for you, mista!
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