Daily Archives: April 4, 2008

Oy, don’t go pro Eric - your bubba wants you to get an education

Earlier today, we told you the predictable news: Indiana guard Eric Gordon will announce Monday he’s going pro.
But now, TMC breaks the biggest news of the day: For my fellow Jews across the world, I’d like to welcome Eric into our faith.
You see, IU announced a 4:30 Monday press conference. Where is the school holding [...]

Mark Bell is a Big Stupid Jerk

[youtube width="425" height="335"]http://youtube.com/watch?v=b59LxkvpW8Y[/youtube]
The first thing I’d like to say is that the hit was clean.  End of story, end of outrage, but that’s not in any way what this brief column is about.  Violence is good, it sells the sport.  Hits are why people wear pads, why Alfredson should have kept his head up and [...]

Report: IU’s Gordon gone

Shocker, eh? The Indianapolis Star’s Jeff Rabjohns reports frosh Eric Gordon is bolting for the NBA after just one season.
Gordon won Big Ten freshman of the year, was unanimously selected to the Big Ten first team and even made some All-America squads, but his spotty play after coach Kelvin Sampson’s forced resignation earned him a [...]

Hell freezes over: Montgomery to Cal

ESPN’s Andy Katz is reporting former Stanford coach Mike Montgomery will be California’s next head coach. He’ll replace the fired Ben Braun.
In other news, Dick Cheney will run for Senate as a Democrat.
Going from one school is bad enough (for those on the east who don’t know, this is a pretty darn, fierce rivalry)  but [...]

“Ok, so I tried the water into wine thing again …”

“I didn’t realize the kids would be around! Babe, I’ll make it up to you! Here, look at this wacky stuff I’m doing …. hey, you’re not even watching!”
(courtesy: The Cincinnati Enquirer)

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