I was having a phone conversation with KT today as she was sitting in the library at a major Midwestern university. As we’re talking, she lowers her voice and whispers “You know, people-watching at the library is fun because there are so many FREAKS.” And if you’ve ever been to that particular library, you’d know quite well that she was telling the truth.

But apparently, that library pales in comparison to the Pattee Library at Penn State.

The Daily Collegian, Penn State’s student newspaper, released this story early this afternoon, detailing how Penn State basketball player Stanley Pringle recently had charges filed against him for a public masturbation incident in the library.

According to the story:

Police said Pringle, the team’s point guard, sat behind the victim in the stacks section of the library, attempted to start a conversation with the woman and began masturbating.

A similar incident occurred on March 21 on the second-floor landing of McElwain Hall’s main stairwell between 8 and 8:15 p.m, when police said a man entered the building behind the woman and followed her to the stairwell landing where he began to masturbate.

Yikes. I mean, I know you want your point guard to be able to handle the ball, but this is ridiculous.

Okay, sorry. That one was WAY too easy.