1 Response to “This schmuck …”

1. 1 AP
   Mar 28th, 2008 at 1:42 pm

   I absolutely hate this douche. I hate the way this asshat talks down to you on a concept as completely brainless as any company shipping a package from point A to Point B……

   “What’s a matter moron, don’t know how to ship a freakin package? Well, it’s as easy as can be, I’ll just draw you a picture so your little brain can understand it better. As if my artistic merits weren’t enough to emphasize my enormous intellect, I’ll mix in words like ’supply chain’ and ‘package intercept’ to make the incredibly mundane process seem absolutely over your head.”

   Someone needs to draw this guy a picture of a haircut….

   A fun game that my friends & I play whenever these stupid ads come on, is the “Lady or Man” game. Essentially, whenever Picture Pages here has his back to the camera, you say “Lady” because from behind with his mullet nuveau he resembles a very ugly woman. When he turns toward the camera, the ruse is up and you say “Man. Repeat that as often as possible throughout the entirety of the commercial. You will feel much better suffering through these horrendous things.