Ok, I get that some people think CBS announcer Gus Johnson is the greatest thing in broadcasting. Personally I think he’s way over the top (I’m a tad conservative), but, EH! I’m willing to compromise on most things.

Most things.

But not this. You may have seen ads for, um, this …

Yes, you can have Gus Johnson fantasy calls of your team winning the championship. Right on your cell phone. For just a buck ninety nine.

Forty-one NCAA football and basketball schools, pro hoops and pro football teams, and …. well, we don’t know how to describe this one.

You gotta be kidding me. Find me my ear muffs.