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Next up: Gus Johnson will simulate sex noises in bed

March 27th, 2008 by Ink Jet · No Comments

Ok, I get that some people think CBS announcer Gus Johnson is the greatest thing in broadcasting. Personally I think he’s way over the top (I’m a tad conservative), but, EH! I’m willing to compromise on most things.

Most things.

But not this. You may have seen ads for, um, this …

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Yes, you can have Gus Johnson fantasy calls of your team winning the championship. Right on your cell phone. For just a buck ninety nine.

Forty-one NCAA football and basketball schools, pro hoops and pro football teams, and …. well, we don’t know how to describe this one.

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You gotta be kidding me. Find me my ear muffs.

Tags: barack obama · gus johnson · gustones · over the top

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