So we’ve seen mock brackets before. And then we saw this. And we didn’t know whether to laugh or act embarrassed.

Ok, we laughed like crazy. Sue us: We’re sick bastards.

Some guy named The Giant Show created a bracket so eloquently dubbed “March Sadness”, one seeding disasters and pitting them against each other like the Big Dance.

Yes, say a prayer for us, go to confession, whatever. It’s humorous.

Some of the matchups?

(6) Pearl Harbor vs. (11) Hank Gathers

(2) Atlanta Sports Teams vs. (15) Heath Ledger

(4) Titanic vs. (13) Brittany Spears

And, our favorite …

(2) The Tsunami vs. (15) River Phoenix

Big stories from the first couple days of the tourney?

12th-seeded Dale Earnbardt’s big upset of 5th-seeded Martin Luther King and 10th-seeded the Challenger’s upset of 7th-seeded Phil Hartman. Just one question: How is the Challenger seeded 11th?

(Hat tip to our Cincinnati Bureau Chief, Juan Pablo Larkin-Arroyo Huggins)