Hey SI, how about we get rid of the “This week’s sign of the Apocalypse” and start up a “This Week’s Biggest Douche Bag”? (Although for those fans of the Adam Carolla show, maybe it should be the Douche Nozzle)

Check out the picture from SI this week.

Can you find our lucky winner?
Let me help you out a bit.

Let’s take a closer look at our winner.

This guy is a Douche Bag for SO many reasons.
First off, he has pretty good seats at a Lakers game. This means that he is probably some rich jack-off in LA. Maybe a trial lawyer? Maybe an agent?

But that alone does not get you this honor. Secondly he is wearing a Yankees jersey. I have always hated the guy that wears the wrong jersey to the game. I’m not sure who they are playing, for the sake of discussion, we will say they are playing the Suns. The only acceptable jersey is a Lakers or Suns jersey. I could even give a special exception for a players college jersey or a jersey for a team that a player was traded from (ie. a Nash Mavs jersey or an O’Neal LSU jersey). Anything else is a D-Bag move. And to make it even worse, he isn’t even in the right sport. He is wearing a baseball jersey to a basketball game. The cherry on top is that it is a Yankees jersey. I might have been lenient if it was a Dodgers jersey and he was supporting his hometown baseball team (Like a nice Kirk Gibson throwback), but no, he is wearing the pinstripes of the evil empire. All Yankee fans are D-Bags in my opinion, especially those that don’t live in New York. You have no excuse.

Finally, the worst of all (which is saying alot considering the Yankees jersey) is the fact that he is holding Thunder Sticks. Again, points would be deducted from his Douche score if the whole crowd had the sticks, but he is the only person I see in the crowd with them. So did he bring them from home? Buy them at a concession stand while at the game? There is really no answer that is acceptable. It is like getting caught buying 2 diamond hookers, there is no answer to get you out of hot water.

So congrats Mr. Yankee Fan at a Lakers Game with Thunder Sticks, winner of the first TMC Douche bag award. I would LOVE to see someone disagree with this!