My name is Rusty Hardin. I represent Roger Clemens …

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and I’m kind of a big deal. And I’m as big as really tall buildings! WOOHOO!
We’d like to take credit for this picture, possibly for photo shopping it, but, well, it comes directly from Rusty’s law firm’s website.

But there’s more. Oh, so much more. Look at what a happy team we are!

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We’d say this looks like an old United Colors of Benetton, except they’re all white.

Doh.

More from Rusty’s website. In his philosophy section:

“There is no issue too complicated for a jury to understand. There are simply too many lawyers and witnesses who make it that way.” We can take a complex case and simplify it, giving it a voice that jurors can relate to.

Which actually makes sense, based on what Hardin did with the Rocket. Drugs? Butt syringe? No, none of that. Never happened.

Simple enough for us. Case closed!

Now time to walk through big buildings!

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