So we’re watching MSNBC, hearing the same old blather about Obama, Hillary and toddler Super Tuesday, when anchor Nora O’Donnell reads the day’s news headlines. Flood here, death here, blah, blah … and then we hear …

“Big news from the NFL: Green Bay Packers star Brett FAIRVE …”

Did she just say “Fairve”? No, couldn’t be: Chewing on my turkey sandwich (which, btw, was delicious) must’ve screwed up my hearing. I’ll give her another chance.

Oh no …

“In past seasons, FAV-RAY had toyed with retirement …”

You know, if the sportos here at TMC can pronounce the President of Iran’s name (Ah-muh-dee-nah-jahd. WOOHOO! Free ice cream for me!!!) surely you can pronounce one of the most recognized athletes in the world.

For you Nora, here’s the line from “There’s Something About Mary”.

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