Lauryn Edwards learned a valuable lesson last week in her hometown of Adelaide, Australia: Enjoy the Kangaroos and shut the hell up.

The local tennis club says her grunting got way too loud, and now the 9-year-old is banned from playing there. Needless to say, her Dad was pretty pissed.

“What do they want me to do? Put Band-Aids over her mouth?,” Lauryn’s Dad said”. “They made her cry on the court when they told her”.

We tried the Band-Aid solution on our mouth. It doesn’t stop the grunting.

Lauryn said she modeled her whole game (including the grunting) after Australian Open champion Maria Sharapova. Dad said her grunts were nowhere near what Sharapova has, but nonetheless the club said to get the hell out.