If you go by the cliche all the hack color commentators use (read: All of you) that “This time of year, these guys are no longer freshman - They’re sophomores!”, that would mean every other player would move up a class.

Thus, sophomores would be juniors, juniors would be seniors, and seniors, well, seniors would be graduated and have exhausted all their eligibility. Which means any team using a senior this time of year would be violating NCAA rules, barring them from competing in the NCAA tournament.

So we here at TMC decided to check eligibility, and ruled the following senior-laden teams barred from the big dance: Nearly all of you. We’re just going to give the title to the team most deserving anyway: