Anyone remember a few years back when Deion Sanders said he attempted suicide? Certainly we don’t wish that on him. That said, can we get him off the air? His interview with Alicia Keys - and subsequent yucking it up with Steve Mariucci, Rich Eisen and Marshall Faulk on NFL Network - is enough to make me throw up a small puppy. Please, let it go bubs.

You stay classy, D Sand.