Monthly Archives: January 2008

India giving it’s own tennis star a whole bunch of sh*t

January 18th, 2008 | Posted in Uncategorized

From our enough-is-f*cking-enough category:
21-year-old Sania Mirza is one of the best tennis players, male or female, India has ever produced (ranked 32nd in the world) … and because of a bunch of hyper yahoos she’s become one of it’s most controversial.  The newest problem is someone snapped a photo of Mirza barefoot near an Indian [...]

Tagged in: , , , , | 0 Comments

Where have you gone, Mateen Cleaves

January 18th, 2008 | Posted in Uncategorized

Surely you can’t forget that odd, smiling dance Mateen Cleaves did in the waning moments of Michigan State’s 2000 NCAA title game victory over Florida. Made the kid a star, as did his play on a bad wheel. And surely you thought “kid’s gotta make it to the league”.
Well, he has. Problem is it’s in [...]

Tagged in: , , , , , , , , | 0 Comments

Guard your jewelry, Lexington: Shawn Kemp Jr. may be coming

January 18th, 2008 | Posted in Uncategorized

Few schools embody the phrase “those who forget history are doomed to repeat it” quite like the University of Kentucky. So it should be no surprise former NBA star Shawn Kemp’s son, Shawn Kemp Jr., may soon call Lexington home.
Kemp Jr. tells The Louisville Courier-Journal UK is recruiting him hard, and the ‘cats are  [...]

Tagged in: , , , , , , | 1 Comment

West Virginia Hires Former Outlaw As Coach

January 16th, 2008 | Posted in Uncategorized

 
West Virginia announced on Saturday that they had hired formed dentist turned outlaw Doc Holliday to coach the tight ends and full backs.  He will also serve as the recruiting coordinator.  New West Virginia head coach Bill Stewart had this to say about Holliday, “He’ll be a tremendous asset to the West Virginia football program.”  
LWN agrees [...]

Tagged in: , , , , , | 1 Comment

Watch out, Aussie Open fans: Popo isn’t afraid to take you down

January 15th, 2008 | Posted in Uncategorized

Flinders Park is doing a good job branding itself the fight sport capital of the universe.
A year after fighting between Croatian and Serbian fans on day one of the ‘07 Australian Open (150 were ejected), now the onus is on the Aussie police. Cops used pepper spray (yes, pepper spray) during a match between Chilean [...]

Tagged in: , , , | 1 Comment

Tony Romo is still a choke artist

January 13th, 2008 | Posted in Uncategorized

Just a few short weeks ago my good friend Love Without Nagel and I exposed Tony Romo as the fraud that he is. You can read all about it here. Now in year two of the Romo experiment our boy Tony is too busy spending time  in Mexico with his flousy of the week instead [...]

Tagged in: | 2 Comments

LWN Previews Divisional Weekend

January 12th, 2008 | Posted in Uncategorized

I am having trouble Cutting and Pasting today.  Therefore, use this link to find football enlightenment. 

Tagged in: , , , , , , , , , , , , | 0 Comments

Morriss interviews for High School Job, denies pee wee team rumors

January 10th, 2008 | Posted in Uncategorized

So Guy Morriss coached the University of Kentucky football team a few years back. Did a pretty damn good job, especially considering the probation-limitations he dealt with thanks to good ol’ Hal Mumme. Then he left for the death trap of Baylor, got fired, and now may be back in Kentucky. At UK?
Well, not quite [...]

Tagged in: , , , , | 0 Comments

Xavier: Go f*ck yourself, rivals.com

January 10th, 2008 | Posted in Uncategorized

How happy was Xavier to get an award id’ing the school as a “Mid-Major”? Happy enough for the Muskies to poop all over it, then send it back.
According to The Cincinnati Enquirer,   Rivals.com called XU, told them point guard Drew Lavender had won it’s mid-major player of the week award. And the school told [...]

Tagged in: , , , , | 2 Comments

Sure Brett Favre is Great… but How Warm are his Balls?

January 9th, 2008 | Posted in Uncategorized

Straight up incredible news out of Green Bay.  Lost in the cultural phenomenon that is Brett Favre is the fact that, despite temperatures expected to stay well below 30 degrees - and with snow highly likely - Seahawks kicker Josh Brown will be assured of having mildly warmed pants.  How this is permitted by a [...]

Tagged in: , , , | 0 Comments
RSS for Posts RSS for Comments