Straight up incredible news out of Green Bay. Lost in the cultural phenomenon that is Brett Favre is the fact that, despite temperatures expected to stay well below 30 degrees - and with snow highly likely - Seahawks kicker Josh Brown will be assured of having mildly warmed pants. How this is permitted by a league that mandates the length of a player’s socks is completely beyond me. How nobody has thought of it before is also a mystery.
All I know is that, with the game on the line, I would want to know that my kicker’s junk is a toasty 75 degrees.


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