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Entries from January 2008

Someone please teach the ESPN Producers how to write

January 31st, 2008 · No Comments

So the NBA announces it’s All-Star Game reserves, forcing ESPN to do a segment with Greg Anthony on who should’ve made the Western and Eastern conference squads. Only the banner below Greg says “Most deserving omissions”.
One problem: If you’re a deserving omission, you deserved to be omitted. How about most glaring omissions? Deserving players left [...]

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Strong Bad says …

January 31st, 2008 · No Comments

“Sunday’s game is going to be TOTAL crap!”

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Ocho Cinco trying to force way out of Cincinnati, fans blame media. Silly us

January 31st, 2008 · No Comments

If you missed it (and by all of his appearances on national TV it was hard to) you need to see at least one of Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson’s Wednesday appearances on national TV. Simply, he acted like a child, tried to force his way out of Cincinnati, all the while doing what he [...]

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God calls Legion, tells him Kentucky fans are a crazy, batsh*t bunch

January 31st, 2008 · 1 Comment

 
Remember Alex Legion? The former University of Kentucky player who transfered in December, months after his mother said she had no clue UK was a powerhouse, but claimed she was a prophet and God steered Legion to Lexington? Well, guess what: God buzzed Alex again, and said he should probably go play with Bruce Weber [...]

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ESPN cancels Superbowls 1 through 41

January 31st, 2008 · 1 Comment

Remember those days when ESPN would replay the NFL Films Superbowl highlights again and again and again the week leading up to that year’s big game? Seems like just a few years ago. It was as soothing as the 24 hours of “A Christmas Story”. Ah, for the good old days of watching Steve Sabol [...]

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Cincy fans say Bengals blow, Xavier rocks

January 27th, 2008 · No Comments

These internet fan polls are anything but scientific. That said, some stats from one The Cincinnati Enquirer did are very interesting.
One of the questions was to rank the region’s sports teams — football and hoops squads from Cincinnati, Ohio State, Kentucky, Xavier, Miami (OH), the Bengals, Reds, even the Kentucky Speedway — in order [...]

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Heck, why not a sculpture with Barbaro in a can of puppy chow?

January 25th, 2008 · 1 Comment

So this sculptor wanted a way to memorialize Barbaro. Wanted to do it in a way that would get people’s attention. Wanted to do it in a way that would cause a splash.
Well, success is yours, said sculptor.
Sometime in April, Daniel Edwards hopes to unveil the piece you see above in Central Park. The sculpture [...]

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Stupid PR Tricks - Miami Edition

January 25th, 2008 · No Comments

Public relations in general are getting a bit out of hand in sports. Sure, it’s one thing to give your team’s side of the story, particularly when the local media hate you. It’s another thing entirely to put things on your website that are so OBVIOUSLY full of spin…and crap…that normal human beings end up [...]

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Hubert Davis’s Personal Top 16

January 21st, 2008 · No Comments

I know that it is a meaningless poll, much like the BCS.  But  being a college basektball fan, I do check the weekly Power 16 poll on ESPN.com, even if they seem to be doing their best to hide it.  Maybe you could mix in a static link?  I know you are trying to hit [...]

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You like a da’ Serena butt. Want to see more. We get your more butt.

January 18th, 2008 · No Comments

We get stats each day on hits and what posts/pictures get the most. And, well, the picture above of Serena Williams boom boom is one of our most popular. So, to help your Williams sister tush fetish, we provide more. Enjoy!

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