A Tuesday Twofer!

Denver punter Todd Sauerbrun (the guy who kicked to Devin Hester), was cited for assaulting a cab drvier on December 8.  Sauerbrun has more problems than a teenage girl with daddy issues.  He has been arrested for drunk driving, and suspended for four games after testing positive for a banned substance. 

I will give Todd some credit.  At least he was taking a cab, and not driving drunk!  A note to Todd:  Punters should be seen and not heard.  This season Denver has had issues with Brandon Marshall, David Kircus, Travis Henry, Darrell Hackney, and now the Sauer-man!

Typically, LWN focuses on NFL law breakers, but he is willing to side step this for our next inductee.  This guy is a Arrest of the Week Hall of Famer and is not even 25 years of age!

Welcome Selwyn Lymon to the club!  Special thanks to the Hebrew Hammer for finding this one. 

 Let’s look at Lymon’s quest to arrest greatness.

2005- Ruled academically ineligible.

2006-  Shot in the eye with a pellet gun, misses a game.

2007-  Stabbed during an altercation at a West Lafayette bar.  Charged with 6 misdemeanors, including operating a vehicle while intoxicated.

2007-  Charged with resisting arrest and operating a vehicle while intoxicated.  The best part about the story was that he pissed himself in the driver’s seat, and parked in a handicapped spot!

“According to a probable cause affidavit filed by the Tippecanoe County prosecutor’s office, Lymon had a blood-alcohol content of at least 0.15 percent - nearly twice the legal limit to drive in Indiana. He had red, glossy eyes and slurred speech, and during the arrest he urinated on himself.”