Important, declassified information from across the country:

— The mullet may be gone. The porn star mustache may be gone. And the petulant child may be…still there. Regardless, Jeff George wants to come back to Minnesota, and not for the accents. (Deadspin)

— Could Kornheiser be leaving the MNF booth soon? Could we really be that lucky? (Awful Announcing)

— If you’ve ever dreamed of having your car filled up by a subpar NASCAR driver…woo hoo hoo, tomorrow’s your day! (Lion in Oil)

— Some small degree of humor comes out of this Senderoff situation. (The Futon Report)

— A look at the biggest massacres in recent sports history. Fortunately, the only Patriots game included is a LOSS. (Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)

— NFL powerpoll ratings, mostly to irritate Scott. (The Big Lead)

— Rick Majerus, back and kickin’ it with the media. (Storming The Floor)

— This one is particularly clutch: LSU’s Ryan Perriloux and Derrick Odom (and their pregnant girlfriends…hmm) get accosted by nightclub bouncers. Ryan and Derrick do society a favor by going home and writing about it on Facebook. (Epic Carnival)