As reported by ESPN, Eric Schnupp, a Baylor Assistant football coach was suspended for urinating on a bar. We have come to expect more from graduates of the University of Miami football program and the XFL. Wait, wasn’t Schnupp, HePissOnMe?
The amazing thing, is that it was only a misdemeanor with a $258 fine! I have had parking tickets cost more than that! What would the fine be for taking a deuce on the bar?
At least Baylor can be happy that Schnupp didn’t cover-up the death of one of their players. I believe that is a $972 fine ($1380 if you piss on the cop car when you are arrested).
(On an unrelated note, this is the FIRST story on TMC to be tagged with “Urinating”. The first 5 people to comment will get a TMC “Golden Shower” windbreaker)
Sigh…it’s TMC, not TMZ. We stopped doing entertainment news after that Tara Reid lawsuit a few years ago, remember?
Small Typo on my part, and it was already fixed!
Now, off to find more pictures of Lohan and Spears!
OOH! OOH! Free windbreaker! ME! ME! ME!